I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will loves you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as the corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and as the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the spermwhale, and the spermwhale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
Lemony Snicket (via iron—lemonade)

(Source: corbasi, via brandonabell)

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